Hmmm I don't know whether to go eat or masturbate or do both. This is the first time that a potential Presidential Candidate has turned me on.
Pass the mustard - Hold the mayo!
From ZeroHedge:
Bachmann Wins Ames Straw Poll With 29% Of Vote, Ron Paul Takes Second With 28%
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2011 19:39 -0400
The Ames Straw vote results out of Iowa are in, and Michelle Bachmann appears to have won with 29% of the votes, or 4,823 of the 16,892 votes cast. Bernanke
