Keiser Report: State Of The Banana (E242)

Somehow ya know that I had to blog this one. Bananas are my staple!




In this episode, Max Keiser and co-host, Stacy Herbert, discuss the State of the Banana Republic, the blowout at Apple with its profits 'trapped' overseas and the gloomy State of the Stiff Upper Lip as UK family debts soar by nearly 50%.

 

And, finally, Max and Stacy examine a proposal that bankers, like Goldman Sachs' Lloyd Blankfein and JP Morgan's Jamie Dimon, should compete like strippers on the open job

Keiser Report: State Of The Banana (E242)

Planet X Appears in Fredericton

I was out doing some sunset photography and when I got home and downloaded my photos.....BAM. This was in it. Planet X aka Nibiru has appeared. I took this with my Nikon 3000 DSLR camera. This photograph was not retouched or altered in any way. The version you see here is a jpeg because RAW is not recognized by my video editing software.

 

I look forward to your comments on this and I know people will say fake, that is why I am providing the RAW image because any photo expert can

Proof that Planet X is real

Sometime Today or Tommorrow I Top 3 Million Loons Served

Yessiree either later on today or early tomorrow, I should top the 3 million loons served mark on MadApeTV. That is over 3 million human beans that have had The Mad Ape seed embedded into their consciousness. If you are reading this then you may or may not have been counted. You see I do not know how many views I have had on here exactly, for once upon a time my stats counter went to shit and my data was lost.

It was then that I switched to Clicky and now things are reliable. It has enabled

Flush the mush from your mind ...

A YouTube Copyright scam that may be stealing your Adsense Earnings

The Making of a Viral Video
This will be a long an detailed blog entry, so grab a banana, sit back, and learn about a potential scam running on YouTube right now. This scam is so simple that it is scary, and YouTube does not seem to give a shit. Back in March 2011 I created a Google Search Story video using a new service supplied by YouTube. On a whim I created a conspiracy search story and uploaded it to my YouTube account. A few months went by and suddenly I got an email from YouTube asking

A YouTube Copyright scam that may be stealing your Adsense Earnings

Insider Leaks Illumicorp Recruitment Video to The Mad Ape

 

This is a leaked video straight from an insider who may or may not have already been assassinated for releasing this. I am risking my life by posting this but for the greater good it must be done.

This video reveals the Illuminati operating plan to lead to complete world domination.

Creeps you out huh? These same people have infiltrated your community. Your political leaders, teachers, lawyers, bankers, business leaders, church members.... THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

The

Insider Leaks Illumicorp Recruitment Video to The Mad Ape

Insider Leaks Illumicorp Recruitment Video to The Mad Ape

This is a leaked video straight from an insider who may or may not already have been assassinated for releasing this. I am risking my life by posting this but for the greater good it must be done.

This video reveals the Illuminati operating plan to lead to complete world domination.

Creeps you out huh? These same people have infiltrated your community. Your political leaders, teachers, lawyers, bankers, business leaders, church members.... THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

The Illuminati have,

Insider Leaks Illumicorp Recruitment Video to The Mad Ape

My cuz put out a new video today... Eat your heart out Bruno Mars

Yeah my cuz put out a new video today. It is a remake of the Bruno Mars' The Lazy Song. I am sure that you will agree with me that my cousins version is superior to the original:

 


Ultimate Party Animal Costume Adult Standard

Ape maskBeverage beltUltimate Party Animal shirtBermuda shortsShot glass
The party moves with this party animal. Adult Plus Size Ultimate Party Animal Costume features ape mask, belt that holds multiple cans or shot glass, the Ultimate Party Animal shirt

Eat your heart out Bruno Mars

The Mad Ape's Retirement Plan: AMAZON AFFILIATE

Yeah I have an retirement plan that is sure to make me live in comfort for the rest of my days...

Follow my checklist and you can do it to:

Register as an Amazon Affiliate: Check

Find a product niche that fits your blogging niche: Check

Make sure that it is expensive so you can make a killing on those 4% commissions: Check

Sell a ton of them through shameless plugs on your blog: Start buying my shit ya cheap bastards!

- Generac Commercial Series Liquid-Cooled Standby Generator

How to being a millionaire in Internet Marketing: Amazon baby. Amazon!

From the WTF Department: The Mad Ape Gets Cazy Fan Mail

Someone going by the handle of Alias Hanz sent me a postcard from...um...hell...I think. He subscribed to me through Google and my post yesterday on the Internet Fight Song must have stirred up a cauldron of a hot soup - Cream of Bat-Shit Crazy.

WTF?



Alias Hanz, fan mail, WTF

From the WTF Department: The Mad Ape Gets Cazy Fan Mail

Local Area Blogger, Charles Leblanc, Arrested and Computer Equipment Siezed for Defamation of Character of Fredericton Police Officer

I do not normally blog on local issues much because, for the most part, there is nothing worth the effort or the time around these parts. But that changed tonight when local area blogger, Charles Leblanc, was arrested for defamation of character of a Fredericton Police Officer. Charles has been on a tirade for months now, slamming members of the Fredericton Police, RCMP, and politicians. He has called the police 'racists' on many occasions and has challenged their authority.

As part of

Local Area Blogger, Charles Leblanc, Arrested and Computer Equipment Siezed for Defamation of Character of Fredericton Police Officer

The Fastest Way To Build a BuckyBalls Cube

I love to play with my balls...my gold BuckyBalls that is. I got these damn things for Christmas and have quickly become addicted. The first thing I set out to do was to destroy them and then restore them to their original factory setting...a cube.

I messed with it for about one day and then said to myself that YouTube knows all. I found a lot of videos claiming that they had the best, the fastest, and/or the easiest method for building a cube. I tried their methods and found that my fingers

The Fastest Way To Build a BuckyBalls Cube

INTERNET FIGHT SONG! (Anti-SOPA/PIPA song by Funk Vigilante)

Site back online an hour early as I have to go to bed. I hope some of you have discovered the seriousness of SOPA.

INTERNET FIGHT SONG! (Anti-SOPA/PIPA song by Funk Vigilante)





If you feel like being cool to us you can like us at facebook.com/funkvigilante or check out our website FunkVigilante.com

Internet censorship is a serious threat to freedom of speech and innovation around the world. If you want to get involved

check out this reddit blog on the topic: Stopped They

INTERNET FIGHT SONG! (Anti-SOPA/PIPA song by Funk Vigilante)

TATUMBA.COM GOING OFFLINE AT 12AM EST TO PROTEST SOPA

Main page access to this will go dark at the stroke of midnight EST to protest SOPA and PIPA. These two acts, if passed, will change the Internet and give 100% control to the Entertainment Industry and the US Government. Sites such as YouTube, facebook, Google all risk the prospect of forever shutting down simply as a response to online piracy. Don't get me wrong, artists deserve to be compensated for their creatives but this is not the way. Something as simple as uploading a video to YouTube

Flush the mush from your mind ...

Iranian Jews to Israel: Our National Identity is Not for Sale

Iranian Jews to Israel: Our National Identity is Not for Sale

I have heard about how the Iranians hate Jews and want to exterminate them. I guess someone forgot about the Jewish population that lives in harmony with Muslims.

Anyone having a 'duh' moment?


Here is evidence that Iranians have no agenda against Jews. Iranians categorically despise Zionism.

Zionism is an ideology and has nothing to do with race. Iranians, if anything, are more peace-loving than we are. This is

Iranian Jews to Israel: Our National Identity is Not for Sale